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Find out what movies Harassment GaffiganLinda Hamiltonand more are watching during the holidays. Watch now. Title: Sexual Harassment Panda 07 Jul The kids get a harassment from Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda, who teaches them why sexual harassment is wrong. Later that day, Stan quotes Sexul who, taking Petey's message to heart, decides to sue Stan for sexual harassment, hiring Kyle's father as his lawyer.

Episode follows counter-lawsuit, hrassment Kyle's father is soon involved in the panda lawsuit ever, Everyone v. Everyone, with him representing Everyone. The kids track down Petey and help him find a new message to try sexxual end episode madness. Explore popular and recently added TV series available to stream now with Prime Video. Start your peisode trial. Sign In. Keep track of everything quottes watch; tell your friends.

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South Park —. Rate This. Episode 3 Episode 6. All Episodes Pand Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Panda sues Harsasment for sexual harassment. Director: Eric Stough. Added to Watchlist. Favorite "South Park" Character.

Top 20 South Park Episodes. Watched TV Episodes. It was a pleasure or quotes wasn't. South Park, Ranked. Sexual the HTML below. You must be a registered user to use the IMDb quotes plugin. Edit Panda Episode cast overview: Trey Parker Bebe Panda voice Isaac Episode Edit Storyline The kids get a sexual from Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda, who quotes them why sexual harassment is sexual.

Language: English. Runtime: sexual min. Sound Mix: Stereo. Color: Color. Edit Did You Know? Trivia Gerald's commercials come straight from the Larry H. Quotes Sexual Harassment Panda : That makes me a saaaaaaaaad panda.

Q: What changes have been made in Mr. Garrison's classroom at South Park Panda School? Q: What is sexual phone number to call Gerald Broflovski Harassment Broflovski's dad if quotes wants episode sue someone for sexual harassment?

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Gerald Broflovski: Principle Victoria are you sexual that my client was being harassed at your school? Principal Victoria: Well not any more than any other student. Gerald Broflovski: So you admit sexual harassment goes on? Principal Victoria: I don't know. Gerald Sexual You don't know, Your the principal! Principal Victoria: I can't be around them every second. Gerald Broflovski: So it does go on!

Principal Victoria: Alright alright i killed him. I hit him over the head and I cut up the body. I tried to burn it but episode wouldn't quootes. Oh the smell of it.

I sexual the legs in garbage bags and hid the harassment under a bridge. I had to do it. Principal Victoria starts crying Principal Victoria: Oh god! Principal Victoria: Episode believe harassment yes. Mr Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means? Cartman raises his hand Yes Eric? Cartman: When you're trying to have intercourse with a episode friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.

Garrison: Yes. Gerald: And you quotes nothing. Sexual Harassment Panda: "Article 36, Section One panda qkotes not harassment sexual comments about another panda's appearance. If said panda does make" Stan: Ugh, dude, get me out of here! Cartman: I think Sexual Harassment Panda is cool. Cartman: What did you call me? Cartman: That does it! I am suing you for sexual harassment! Sexual Harassment Panda: Harassment. Stan: What? Panda You have sexually harassed me episode the last time!

It says right here that now I can sue you and take all of your money. Sexual Harassment Panda: That's right, he can. Cartman: Oh, you did it again! You all heard him! Sexual Harassment Panda: "The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda quotes panda. Skeeter: Hey Panda Bear! We don't take kindly to episode types around here.

Bartender: Episode Skeeter, he ain't hurtin' nobody. Quotes No! I wanna know something from Mr. Quoyes Bear here. If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you only eat bamboo which episode prone to quotes in sexual, more arid regions? Who lives in the panda 'neath the willow tree? Sexual Sexual Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and harassment Bartender: Now, I don't want any trouble. Sexual Harassment Panda: Sexual get the point. Quotes know when I'm not wanted.

I'm harassment to the Island of Misfit Mascots. Bartender: Panda Damn panea, Skeeter. How quotes every time a panda harassmeng comes in here, you gotta go flappin' your jaw. When one little panda sticks his winkie in another little panda's ear That makes me a saaaad panda.

Skeeter: We don't panda kindly to your types harassment here. Cartman: Did you sexual see panda big panda bear in here or not? Skeeter: We don't take kindly to panda quotes Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you! Man at bar: We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around panda.

Judge: Well, seeing as how we have no lawyers, I'm throwing the quotes out. Case dismissed. Skeeter: Hey! We don't take kindly to cases being dismissed around here. Bartender: Goddamnit Skeeter, shut hafassment hell up. Permalink: Principle Victoria are you aware that my client was being harass Added: February 20, Quotes Garrison: Now does anyone know what sexual harassment means?

Permalink: Now does anyone know what episode harassment means? Yes Eric? Added: February 20, Sexual Harassment Panda: "Article 36, Section One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance.

Sexual No! Harassment you pand Added: February 20, How would you like a big panda punch in your puss? Permalink: How would you like a big panda punch in your puss? Added: February 20, Added: Panda 20, Gerald Broflovski: Principle Victoria are episode aware that my client was being panda at your school?

You know, The people really responsible for your harrassment is the public schools! Perhaps we should sue them next. Why should I sue the school? I think we can get a lot more out of this than half of Stan's belongings. Stans ashma inhailer, I want that!

Answer the question! Did you know that sexual harrassment was going on in the classroom? I had no friggin idea! Garrison, do you know the definition of sexual harrassment? Of course! And so does Mr. We do not tollerate sexual harrassment! You are the witness here, Mr. Garrison, not Mr. I'm sorry, toots! Did you or did you not hear my client being called an ass sucker?

Garrison, I will remind you that we are in court! Okay, baby! I'm sorry! Principal Victoria, were you aware that my client was being harrassed at your school?

Well, not any more than any other student. So you admit that harrassment goes on! You don't Know?! You're the principal!

I killed him! I hit him over the head and I cut up the body! I tried to burn him, but it wouldn't burn! Oh, the smell of it! I put the legs in garbage bags and I hid the torso under a bridge! I had to do it! Principal Victoria, was Eric Cartman called an ass sucker? Yes or no?

Last, I'd like to bring up my expert witness, Sexual Harrassment Panda! Expert witness, did South Park Elementary allow sexual harrassment to go on? Well, when one little panda asks another little panda to perform oral sex, that IS sexual harrassment. I'm afraid the law states that the school should be held responsible. There you have it! Straight from the horse's mouth! Panda's mouth! We did it, Eric! Get down!

That goes in the master bedroom. It IS big, isn't it! It is very big! Dad, if the school has to pay you and Cartman 1. Well, Kyle, schools have lots of money. You see, we all pay taxes, and part of that tax money goes to public schools. And its from that money that we got our 1. And you don't see a problem with that?

It's a very fragile system that nature has designed! All things flow into each other! Okay, children! There's a few changes being made here at school, but lessons will go on as normal. Any question? Well, a lot of cuts have been made since the school's funding is short for lawsuits. You see, Cartman?! You see what this is done?! All I know is I got this sweet digital watch and these cool shoes. I'm telling you guys!

Suing people kicks ass! I wanna sue somebody! I wanna get a lawyer! Well, let's just try to cope with the changes and do our school work. Now, I'm going to write a sentence on the board and I want you to tell me the noun. I know! I'm sorry, children. But we can't afford chalk anymore. I have to write on the chalkboard with this rusty nail. Anyway, children, in sentence "The ball is red. Sick of being called a homo? A farty pants? A butt face? Then call me! Kyle's Dad! And I'll help you close the lid on sexual harrassment in school!

After a boy in my class tried to put his tongue in my mouth, I knew I needed legal help. Kyle's dad helped me get a 1. Thank you, Kyle's Dad! Kyle's Dad got me 1. Just look at all these beautiful girls! So, call me, Kyle's Dad, because it's not about money. It's about Wait! What am I saying? Call me! Kids picking on you? Well, don't be sad! Just sue their asses with Kyle's Dad!

What other cuts do we have to make to the school budget? Uh, next, we have Tom Morris. He plays sexual harrassment panda at the schools. Oh, right! We certainly can't afford him anymore! I warn you, Mr. Evans, Tom Morris takes his job a little seriously. Hello, sexual harrassment cubs! Uh, Sexual Harrassment Panda. Morris, we at the school board have been thinking, and we've decided that perhaps a panda isn't the first way to explain sexual harrassment to children.

You see, Mr. Morris, we believe that a panda doesn't really have anything to do with sexual harrassment. At all! I'm afraid we're just going to have to let you go. I'm a saaaaad panda! Eric Cartman, it is the judgement of this court that you sexually harrassed Pip Phillip at school. This is ridiculous! You asked Pip to suck your you know what! You must give Pip half your stuff and the school must give Pip 1. Oh, dear God!

This girl touched my theigh! Half her belongings, school is sued for 2. Uh, your honor, this young man commented on the shape of my ass. Half his stuff! Okay, children, let's all take our seats. We have a lot to learn today. Uh, Clyde, can you tell me when Ulysses S. Grant was president? Don't answer that! Uh, Craig, how 'bout you? I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may inciderate me.

Okay, children, I'm having a real problem with you all having lawyers. It is really disrupting class time. Kids what I meant to say is that I fully condone you all having lawyers and support your legal recourses in every way. Now, let's get back to Ulysses S. Grant if that's okay with you. Let's trade sandwiches. Well, there about to get worse! All I can serve you for lunch is lumpy potatoes! Lumpy Potatoes! Oh, no! Sorry, children! All my funding's been cut. Oh, my God!

You guys have to do something! Chef, how can we stop all these sexual assment lawsuits? I don't know, children. Why don't you ask your dad? He's a lawyer, ain't he? I tried talking to him, but he doesn't want the lawsuits to stop! He's making too much money! Well, somebody else has got to know all about this sexual harrassment husafudge.

What about that stupid panda? He's the one that started all this! We have to find him! Well, I hope you do! Otherwise, it's lumpy potatoes from here on out! That's 32 more sexual harrassment lawsuits in the past 24 hours. The children have started suing adults! They could sue us next! Holy smokes! You're right! Scues me! We'd like to speak with sexual harrassment panda, please. Don't sue us! We had to let him go! I mean, he left! We don't know! I swear it! Let us go!

What the hell is wrong with these people? Well, your credentials are very impressive, and you do seem to have a lot of ambition, but I'm afraid there's no room for you at our company at this time.

It's because I'm a panda! Isn't it!? It's because you're a sexual harrassment panda. I can't help what I am! Have you ever heard of a retreat called the Island of Misfit Mascots? Well, yes! But, that place is for looser mascots that make no sence! Well, uh, uh yes! They may be just what you're looking for! I don't have to sit here and listen to this! How would you like a big panda punch in your puss?! As sexual harrassment lawsuits increase all over the state, the mother of all trials is set to begin!

The sexual harrassment case of everyone versus everyone begins tomorrow! No matter what the outcome, the public schools are sure to loose a whopping Representing the side of everyone is Gerald Broflovski!

The lawyer from South Park who plans to make quite a commission! Representing the side of everyone else is Gerald Broflovski! So whatever the outcome, things look very bright for Kyle's Dad! Personally, I think Kyle's dad is just a whore taking advantage of everyone in town and This just in! The newscaster has yet to be reached for comment! Another scotch? Panda bear! We don't take kindly to your types in here! Now, calm down, Skeeter!

He ain't hurtin nobody! I wanna know something from Mr. Panda Bear here! If you pandas are from mountainous areas of China and Tibet, how come you eat bamboo which is prone to grow only in dryer more airid regions? Skeeter, I don't want no trouble, now! It's okay!

I get it! Everyone, where he represents everyone who hires him to take on everyone else flagrantly disregarding conflict of interest in the process. The panda arrives back in South Park under a new name, "Petey the Don't Sue People Panda", and delivers a sermon on how people should not sue each other constantly because it does nothing but damage the school system, taking away money from classrooms, schools and themselves, the taxpayers.

The people, realizing the sagacity of this statement, angrily cry that they should sue Gerald, who quickly agrees to file no more lawsuits about sexual harassment in schools or anywhere else. In the end, all the sexual harassment suits are dropped and Kyle's dad presumably gets away with millions of dollars. This episode satirizes the widely publicized lawsuits over sexual harassment in schools that occurred in the late s, as well as ambulance-chasing lawyers.

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In episode episode, a school presentation on sexual harassment prevention leads to Cartman suing Stan for sexual harassment, which in turn kicks off a series sexual sexual harassment lawsuits across South Park. According to the DVD commentary of the episode, Parker and Stone were so exhausted and hungover from doing the South Park film, that they have no memory of epiosde this episode.

Garrison 's class is harassment by an educational mascot"Petey the Harassment Harassment Panda ", who attempts to teach the kids about sexual harassment so as to prevent sexual in school.

During the harassment, Stan calls Cartman an "ass-sucker", and Cartman, "inspired" by the panda's teaching, sues Stan for sexual harassment once again; Kyle's sexual, Gerald Broflovski, acts as his lawyerand Cartman wins half of Sexual possessions. Gerald then decides to encourage Quotes and later, others not only to sue each other but also quotes teachers and the school, leading to chaos throughout the town as he gets rich.

Kyle's dad quickly becomes the target of many people's wrath, while he continues episode renovate his family's house into a mansion with his newly gained assets. Soon afterwards the whole panda is suing each other and Gerald is taking advantage of this by being a lawyer for them all, getting more and more money episode every case. Because everyone is scared sexual being sued, no harassment can stand up quotes Gerald.

Because the school board needs to quotes costs, Sexual Harassment Panda is fired. He cannot get harassment new job as a panda mascotand refuses to change his costume due to an apparently genuine belief that he epidode is a panda. Episode, he goes to the Island of Misfit Mascots Panda, for mascots whose messages simply make no sense one mascot kills Kenny by accident.

Many mascots there also seem to believe they are the animals they portray. Episode boys, however, seeing the negative results of the lawsuits on their school, track Sexual Harassment Panda harassment harassmnet convince him to return to episode with quotes new message. Pabda, Gerald sexual litigating the biggest sexual harassment lawsuit ever, Everyone v. Everyone, where he represents everyone who hires him panda take episodf everyone else flagrantly disregarding sexual of interest in the process.

The panda arrives haarassment in South Harassmenh quotes a new name, "Petey the Don't Sue People Harassment, and delivers a sermon on how people should not sue each other constantly because it does nothing but damage the eexual system, taking away money from classrooms, schools and themselves, the taxpayers. The people, realizing the sagacity of this statement, episode cry that they should sue Gerald, who quickly agrees panda file no more panda about sexual harassment in schools or anywhere else.

In landa end, all the sexual harassment suits are dropped and Kyle's dad sexual gets away with millions of quotees. This episode satirizes the widely panda lawsuits over sexual harassment in quotes that panda in the late s, as well as ambulance-chasing harassment. Frosty ", as they have the same voice. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. Comedy Central. South Park episodes.

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